One day my peaCock will cum............

New Political Correct Terms


Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5 . She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6.
It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants -It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE

The 2nd cat that was abandoned on my street let me touch her. HURRAH. If it keeps letting me near, soon I'll be able to get her into a carrier. Last night I was also able to get close enough to confirm that she is in fact a female. Can't tell if she is pregnant. It would be wishing for too much they someone would actually dump a fixed cat...isn't it?

Here is a picture I was able to get of the male that already got a new home....

sorry I think I uploaded the pic wrong. DRATS.

I am angry. pissed. around 1 1/2 ago someone decided to dump (abandon) 2 cats on my block. Beautiful cats. Malnourished. but beautiful. We already have a surplus of feral cats in the neighborhood as it is. I live close to boat marinas so there is no shortage of felines running around.

So I am relieved to say that after feeding one of them and befriending them, one of them has a home today. He is the male, very vocal. Will be an indoor only cat!

Now one of my neighbors and me are working on the other one. We believe it is a female. scared. she hides and runs away. from any of us trying to feed her, and other cats. It gets worse. We believe she may be pregnant and getting ready to nest underneath one of the house on the block. If we can't get to her before she has those kittens, we may not be able prevent them all from going feral. Right now she isn't mingling with any of the other cats out there. Well tomorrow is another day.

I found myself at the perfect moment to take pictures while out. I went down to South Street Seaport in  Lower Manhattan. Had lunch at the Waterfall Cafe, outside on the deck. Could see the water, bridges and the Waterfalls on display till October. Beautiful.

She is a miracle! One month spent inside a boxspring...Trapped.

She's was dehydrated so the vet gave her a quick IV. Still waiting to hear if her blood work is good. Overall, she seems to be doing great. Since she is long haired she looks like a mess. Fur is all matted and she got infested with fleas. A bath and a shave will be done soon. OH! and at least one tooth got knocked loose so we have to schedule a dentist surgery for her before it breaks in half and causes a major infection.